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You’re Too Juicy for Him
You’re Too Juicy for Him
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Because life’s too short to explain your puns and your worth. A worhty gift for the break up parties , where nothing feels better than a few drinks and a good rant session.
If he’s not ripe enough to laugh at your fruit jokes, it’s time to peel out and find someone who is!
This tee is for the queens who:
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Keep it juicy
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Drop punchlines like pineapples
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Know when it’s time to let that mango
Sweet, sassy, and 100% pun-approved. 🍑🍍🍉
This semi-fitted tee skims the body and gives a flattering look without feeling tight. The soft, lightweight fabric makes it easy to wear on its own or layer under a jacket.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Ring Spun Sport Grey color is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz./yd.⊃2; (153 g/m⊃2;)
• Semi-fitted
• Side-seamed construction
• Narrow-width rib collar
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide (Inches)
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LENGTH(inches) |
CHEST(inches) |
XS |
23 |
32 |
S |
24 |
34 |
M |
25 |
36 |
L |
26 |
38 |
XL |
27 |
40 |
2XL |
28 |
42 |













