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Noodle Identity Crisis
Noodle Identity Crisis
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta. And now, also your favorite T-shirt.
This tee serves up a hot plate of noodle nonsense with a generous sprinkle of pun. Perfect for foodies, dad joke champions, and anyone who’s ever faked being full just to save room for dessert.
Great for:
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Pasta lovers with a sense of humor
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Culinary comedians
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People who don’t take life (or lasagna) too seriously
Warning: May cause eye-rolls, giggles, and sudden cravings for spaghetti.
This semi-fitted tee skims the body and gives a flattering look without feeling tight. The soft, lightweight fabric makes it easy to wear on its own or layer under a jacket.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Ring Spun Sport Grey color is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz./yd.⊃2; (153 g/m⊃2;)
• Semi-fitted
• Side-seamed construction
• Narrow-width rib collar
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide (Inches)
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LENGTH(inches) |
CHEST(inches) |
XS |
23 |
32 |
S |
24 |
34 |
M |
25 |
36 |
L |
26 |
38 |
XL |
27 |
40 |
2XL |
28 |
42 |

























