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Absolute Zero Sense of Gratitude
Absolute Zero Sense of Gratitude
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Shoutout to the man who invented zero—you really brought nothing to the table.
Literally.
This shirt is the perfect blend of historical appreciation and pure, unapologetic sarcasm.
Perfect for:
- Math nerds
- Joke snipers
- Anyone who loves giving zero cares in style.
Warning: Wearing this may result in people laughing at absolutely nothing. The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd⊃2; (170-180 g/m⊃2;)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
- PROUDLY MADE IN INDIA
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Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
- Size guide
|
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
S |
26 |
38 |
M |
27 |
40 |
L |
28 |
42 |
XL |
29 |
44 |
2XL |
30 |
46 |
3XL |
31 |
48 |




